Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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