Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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