Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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