similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Randomize
