My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he was CRYING into my vagina
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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