You can't motorboat a personality
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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