I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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