these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it's like iHOP with fire
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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