Got a toothbrush?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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