We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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