this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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