It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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