Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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