So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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