I wish my penis had an off switch
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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