Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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