I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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