so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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