I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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