She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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