white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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