PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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