But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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