I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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