The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
