Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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