if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
so much tequila, so little girl.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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