Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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