dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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