Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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