Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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