i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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