He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You work out of a Hotel?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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