Plan B is the new Plan A
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Randomize
