You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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