fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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