he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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