if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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