My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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