I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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