she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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