I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Come on in and take your pants off
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