I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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