My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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