My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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