I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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