That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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