wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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