That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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