I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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