Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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