i think i have herpe
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.