You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.