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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  they had a keg party to fund her abortion.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I think I sprained my soul last night

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• (909): View more from California

  Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's

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