Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.