Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think I sprained my soul last night
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's