i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk