Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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