She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She told me I should be a condom model.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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