What a fucking waste of an outfit
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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