im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Dear god my vagina.
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