i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this boner is exhausting
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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