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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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