Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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